Chicago has a gun problem. A poverty problem. Gang violence. Rats. Fall Out Boy.

But we are Chicagoans. We are proud. We have 2 fantastic seasons, sports year round, craft breweries, and processed meat. You don’t mess with our processed meat.

19 year old Terrion Pouncy got a shot of instant karma Halloween night when he robbed Maxwell Street Express in Oak Lawn. Pouncy pulled out a gun and demanded money from the hot dog stand employees. While they were handing him their wallets, he leaned over to grab the cash and….shot himself in the junk.

Ouch.

He took the money and ran across the street before collapsing. He was arrested before being taken to Christ Hospital where he remains until he faces two counts of armed robbery. No word on the status of his hot dog.

Full Story: Chicago Sun-Times