It’s hard to be famous. People have no pity for celebrities, but it’s hard. You always have nut jobs trying to manipulate you or be you. That’s the case for poor Diamond Dave with a con man that goes by David Lee Roth in Canada.  He’s been living his life as David Lee Roth if David Lee Roth was on a crime spree. This guy has quite the rap sheet with charges like conspiracy to murder, sexual assault, and pedophilia. He’s been on the run since 2006 living life as DLR, but was finally apprehended and ARRESTED in British Columbia.

Enjoy the groupies in jail, dude.