Flame Thrower For Sale

Elon Musk is the South-African Billionaire that’s made his money in the technologically advanced empire of Tesla and Space X. He also makes flame throwers–for fun. This is what happens when rich dudes have some free time. They make more companies. The Boring Company is his latest. And it’s anything but boring.

Feast your eyes on this FLAME THROWER. It’s apparently the “world’s safest flame thrower” and “guaranteed to liven up any party”. What could possibly go wrong? Get yours at just 500 bucks a pop. Fire extinguisher, not included.


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