You Smell Like Bon Jovi
7/5/2012 10:36:00 AM
Well, who wouldn’t want to smell like Bon Jovi anyways? I mean, the guy has game… hit records, soccer mom mania at ever show, and a whole wardrobe full of shiny tight pants. Now, the cougar crooner has partnered with Avon to help spread his scent around.
According to Avon’s announcement “Jon Bon Jovi will serve as the face of "Unplugged" fragrances for him and for her, two new scents that exude passion, soulfulness and intensity. The partnership unites a rock icon and a major force in beauty, both of whom are dedicated to charitable efforts.”
So, what does this magic Jovi potion smell like?
Unplugged for her supposedly smells like a floral oriental fragrance, while the “his” version smells of “woody floral musk”. Woody floral musk?! That reminds me of my grandfather’s cabin up near Beaver Creek Wisconsin.
Look for the Her’s release to come out in October with the dude’s woody floral musk version coming out in November.
If your having a hard time waiting for the enchanting “His” scent, I can always let you rub a pair of my grandfathers hip waders all over your body. Hey, who am I to judge? It seemed to work for Grandma.
by Patrick Capone