Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne Engaged
8/22/2012 10:53:00 AM
Let’s just say it one time to see how it sounds – Chavril!
O God, yeah, that doesn’t good.
This one kind of came out of nowhere, Nickleback frontman and black shirt lover Chad Kroeger has not only hooked up with the Avril “I love eye liner” Lavigne, but they are already engaged.
And, why does this seem kinda creepy? I mean, they are only 10 years apart. That’s not too much of a difference in age – at least not a creepy difference. But something seems odd here. I just can’t figure out why.
Let’s see.. they both work in the music business. They both like to wear black. Ok. And they both come from Canada. Wait a minute! Maybe that’s it… Are two Canadian musicians allowed to get married? Jesus, their offspring?! Help us.
According to the article in People, the two hooked up while working on Avril’s 5th studio album, due to be released later this year. “A romantic relationship blossomed as they spent time writing together," commented one of Avrils buddies to the magazine.
You might remember that the skaterchic divorced her first hubby, Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley, after 3 years of wedded bliss. That was back in 2009. Then she dated that dude Brody Jenner, who was part of that odd Kardashian nightmare.
Chad hasn’t taken the long walk down the isle yet, although he did have to pay a settlement to his hottie common law partner Marianne Goriuk.
So, now Avril has got a juicy 14 carat diamond ring on her finger.. and you I need to worry about the birth of the anti-Christ. Great.