Bon Jovi's Daughter ODs on Heroin
Posted 11/15/2012 11:18:00 AM

It’s not the headline you want to see when you’re a father. I guess it doesn’t matter how much money you have, or what kind of school you send your daughter too, sometimes they just seriously f&*K up.

19 year old Stephanie Bongiovi was found unresponsive by an ambulance crew that was sent to Hamilton College’s Dunham Hall on Wednesday. First responders found heroin on the scene along with some 21 year old dumbass named Ian “Jon Bon Jovi is going to kick my ass” Grant. They arrested Grant and rushed Bongiovi off to unnamed hospital where she is reportedly recovering.

Police officers from the town of Kirkland quickly executed a search warrant and found the usual dorm room goodies; heroin, marijuana and drug paraphernalia.

Bongiovi and Grant are now both charged with seventh-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance. Bongiovi was also charged with fourth-degree criminal possession of marijuana and criminally using drug paraphernalia, and unlawful possession of marijuana. In other words, they both got some minor tickets for misdemeanors and will have to eventually appear in court for a spanking.

The Jon Bon camp has yet to release a statement… but if I had to guess, I bet the scenario went down something like this; “She What?! Is she OK? Thank God! With Who? I’m going to kill that MotherF^&ker!”

Rock star or not, it’s not easy to be a father.

Patrick Capone

Posted By: Pat  

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