Ozzy the Grandfather
1/2/2013 10:57:00 AM
He’s bitten the head off of a bat, and regretted it. He’s done more cocaine than a hotel full of stock brokers in Miami. He’s the undisputed heavy metal prince of darkness… and he’s also somebody’s grandfather.
Check out this cool photo that Ozzy’s son Jack just tweeted with the line "Pearl making her granddad laugh!"
Jack Osbourne and his wife Lisa Stelly gave birth to baby Pearl on April 24, 2012. No word on when she will release her first solo album.
In other Ozzy news, there is a movement in Birmingham to have their local airport named after the Ozzmeister.
“The message that would carry is instantly international, confident, powerful, and unforgettable and says ‘Hey World, we are proud of our own’, declared one of the ideas sponsors.
Personally, I’m all for the Ozzy Osbourne International Airport, especially if it includes:
1. Sabbath music being played in all the terminals
2. Wonderful air port gift shops featuring gothic crosses and black yoga pants
3. Rubber headless bats hanging from the ceiling
4. and announcement speakers who have such thick Birmingham accents that nobody can understand what the hell they are saying.