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Lillian 'Hot For Teacher' Müller Still Sizzles at Sixty+

spencer@wlup.com (Spencer) — Tue, 07 May 2013 21:02:49 GMT

Remember the hot Playboy Playmate in Van Halen's 'Hot For Teacher' video, Lillian Müller? She will turn 62 on August 19th and, well... Wow. Almost 30 years after the video, she could still easily play the role of a TILF. Check out these pics, all taken within the past two years. The young woman with her is her daughter, Alice.

WTF? Sabrina Boing Boing, Brazilian Model, Proudly Breastfeeding Calf

spencer@wlup.com (Spencer) — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 12:11:57 GMT

We've heard of milking it for the camera, but this is udderly ridiculous. Sabrina Boing Boing, a Brazilian model, is woman of many talents including DJ'ing, impersonating Pamela Anderson and her latest endeavor, breastfeeding calves. It appears to be quite the mooooving experience too. Boing Boing instagrammed photos of herself lending her ample breasts to an unsuspecting calf on the side of the road in her native country. Happy as that farm animal might be, people in Brazil are having a cow over the photos, which were accompanied with the caption, "some things don't need to make sense, just worth it!"

Danica Patrick, Bar Refaeli: Kiss in Super Bowl ad you can't miss

spencer@wlup.com (Spencer) — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 22:22:18 GMT

Watch and, er... weep.

Dodge Ram Best SB Commercial?

spencer@wlup.com (Spencer) — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 22:10:49 GMT

Based on the comments I've seen on Facebook and Twitter, the Dodge Ram commercial during the 4th quarter of Superbowl 47, featuring the voice of the late Paul Harvey, was the hands-down favorite. The Budweiser clydesdale spot was the second most talked about, although it seemed to be skewed toward women! "Awwwwwww..."

Can This Babe Hang With a NASCAR Pit Crew?

spencer@wlup.com (Spencer) — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 22:08:44 GMT

Now that Danica Patrick has won the pole for the 2013 Daytona 500 this Sunday on Fox, the media can begin this season’s most common pre-race question: “Will Danica Patrick become the first woman to win the Daytona 500?” But in the past few months, some people have been asking a different question: “Can a woman hang with a NASCAR pit crew?” Christmas Abbott is already quite popular in the CrossFit world, as she opened her own gym in 2007 and became a head trainer. But last November, ABC profiled Abbott and her decision to audition for a pit crew spot. Ultimately, people think her good looks probably got her the gig with Turner Motorsports – she made her debut on Dec. 2 – but that wouldn’t mean crap if she wasn’t strong enough. Rest assured, she can kick some ass. And biatch can change a tire with the best ...

When Alice Cooper Met Salvadore Dali

spencer@wlup.com (Spencer) — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 22:05:49 GMT

I've always loved Salvador Dali's art. Ironically, it didn't frighten me at all while Alice Cooper seared my 14-year-old brain. Having been raised in a hyper-religious home, Alice scared me. He must be into the occult, I thought. Thankfully, time not only heals wounds, it also cleanses the mind of neural pathways ingrained in ones formative years by a paranoid-schizophrenic mother figure. Poor thing. She loved me and couldn't help it, but she f**ked up my thinking for a long while. But I digress... One of my favorite rock 'n roll stories is about the time Salvador Dali and Alice Cooper met, became friends (and I suspect more), and produced the first three-dimensional hologram. Alice Cooper describes their first encounter: “We met in the bar. Gala (his wife) comes first. She’s dressed in a full tuxedo. She looks exactly like Fred Astaire – top hat, cane, spats. I went ‘WOW!’ ...

How The Easter Bunny Laid The Egg

spencer@wlup.com (Spencer) — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 21:58:16 GMT

I'm not religious. I tried, I really tried. But I eventually realized I'd only been faking it at best. Cynicism is my curse - or blessing - depending on how you look at it. If you're among the faithful, then you may already be clicking away. Blasphemy! Okay, if you're still with me, this blog started because today I was looking into the origin of the Easter Bunny. It's pretty clear that the whole thing about the bunny laying eggs originated with heathen pre-Christian pagans. Early Anglo-Saxons worshipped the rabbit believing it to be the earthly incarnation of Eastre, a goddess in Germanic paganism. She was the goddess of fertility and springtime. And a hot babe, I suspect. Many of these folks also believed that the bunny was a hermaphrodite, meaning it had both male and female sex organs and could have sex with itself - thus remaining a virgin. ...

The New Pope? Why not?

spencer@wlup.com (Spencer) — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 17:02:57 GMT

RUSSIAN METEOR MEME

spencer@wlup.com (Spencer) — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 18:33:23 GMT

Had some fun with Photoshop this morning (at the expense of the Russians)...

Al Pacino To Play Phil Spector, Afro Wig and All

spencer@wlup.com (Spencer) — Sat, 02 Feb 2013 21:54:18 GMT

It was 10 years ago today that police were called to Phil Spector's home and found actress Lana Clarkson dead of a gunshot wound to the head, and arrested the legendary record producer. Al Pacino is filming Spector's story and from the looks of this shot from the set, it will at least be fun to see Pacino in those crazy-ass wigs like Spector wore during his trial!