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5 August, 2009
 Posted 8/5/2009 12:30:00 PM
TheGinoLogue
By Gino Giovannetti
Gino Giovannetti is a member of “TheJonathon Brandmeier Show” on “The Loop,”
97.9-FM Radio Chicago, and was a frequent contributor to “The Tonight Show With
Jay Leno.”
5 August 2009
- President Obama, Harvard professor HenryLouis Gates, Jr. and Cambridge Police
Sgt. James Crowley agreed to meet at the White House to have a beer and discuss
racial issues.
* And it couldn’t happen too soon because today Sgt. Crowley said, “OK, OK, I’ll meet
with the professor, but I’m not drinking any of that Colt 45 crap.”
- China, is instituting a one-dog policy. So dog owners with two or more dogs will have
a difficult decision to make:
* Which dog do I keep? And which dog do I put in the kung pao beef?
- Researchers at the University of Miami say great white sharks have a lot in common
with serial killers.
* For example, great ...
12 June 2009
Posted 6/12/2009 8:58:00 AM
They held the Hoboken, NJ International Film Festival recently and for the 42nd consecutive year, the winner for “Best Picture” and “Best Actor” went to Frank Sinatra as Tony Rome in “Tony Rome.”
In the Twin Cities, the local Teamsters union is threatening to shut down the Star Tribune if the bankrupt newspaper scraps its contract with union drivers.
Only in America can you shut down a newspaper without knowing how to read one.
Bankrupt General Motors is planning on selling its Hummer® brand to a company in China.
Chinese Hummers will look a little different than they do here. For example, the grills will be much bigger and the headlights will be much smaller.
And in China, if you want oral sex, you still have to ask for a “rickshaw.”
Bristol Palin, the daughter of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, is appearing at ...
10 February 2009
Posted 6/10/2009 11:12:00 AM
Jessica Simpson saw her shadow the other day and you know what that means: Six more weeks of fasting.
Spider Man creator Stan Leeis creating an hour-long TV drama that will feature the world’s first gay superhero. They’re calling him “Pooper Man.”
If you think George W. Bush’spresidency got off to a rough start with 9/11 and the war in Iraq, just imagine what’s in store for Barack Obama. His mother-in-law’s moving in with him.
During Barack Obama’sswearing-in ceremony, Chief Justice Robertsthrew him a curve by misplacing “faithfully” in the oath of office. They should have done what Bill Clinton did and just eliminate all references to “faithfulness” altogether.
ABC News reports that during an inaugural night scavenger hunt at the White House, “first daughters”Sashaand Malia Obamaopened a door and were shocked to discover pop boy band, the Jonas Brothers.
Apparently, the Jonas Brothers were behind Door Number 1, ...
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