What could be more Chicago than a punishing shot of Malört? Malört hot sauce. Duh.

Soothsayer Hot Sauce is ready to roll it out on a small scale later on the 17th, with plans to go bigger in 2017. Soothsayer takes their products seriously… they named one of their hot sauces “Perdition” (“permanent residence in hell as punishment after death”).

You know you wanna try it…

(Photo courtesy of Soothsayer)